Friday, August 26, 2005

Al Gore: Global Warming

I just heard that Europe is sending rockets to Venus to learn about global warming. Sigh. This is old news, from old Europa. I already answered these questions definitively in my book. Don't they have Barnes & Nobles in France? My book documents everything there is to know about the greenhouse effect. I've done the hard scientific research myself. Also, didn't they read Ronnie Hubbard's paper on thetans and how life evolved on Earth vs Venus? We don't need another rocket, warming our planet, Monsieur. We already know the answers. Monsieur, let's have fewer rockets, fewer car fires, more lunar power, and more stories about red balloons.

Finally, I would like to add one note of caution. I'm for a strong Planetary Federation, and people need to realize that every time they talk about how "fragile" our planet is, it's just like asking outer space aliens to come invade us. We need to buck up!


Anonymous said...

Al, please run for president! We need you more than ever!

10:39 AM  
Anonymous said...

• White House spokesman Ari Fleischer answering whether Iraq was an "imminent threat," 5/7/03

10:52 AM  
Anonymous said...

Alex Pelosi's new film "Diary of a Political Tourist" catches a tipsy Congressman Peter King making a comment at a White House function before the election had been finished that, "It's already over. The Election's over. We Won."
When Pelosi asks, "How do you know that?" King replies, "It's all over but the counting. And we'll take care of the counting."

3:40 PM  
Roger Drowne EC said...

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You Are Welcome, Invited

And Encouraged to

Create, Set Up and Operate

A Community Center...

( With a Web Site ) & ( Blogs )

In Your Community
And then...

Help Create, Set Up, Operate

And Connect Together A

Global Network of Community Centers
In Every Neighborhood,

Village, Town, Tribe, City

All Around the Earth

All ( web ) & ( Blog ) Connected Together

One Global Community

A Earth Citizens World Network Of

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Community Centers And People
A New Way To...

Exchange and Share ( Y/our ) Information

Time, Ideas, Projects, Resources,

Love, Education, Mentoring,

Whatever's Needed
A Place To Get Together

In the Center of Community To...

Work, Collect, Dance, Create Solutions

Ask for Help and/or Offer to Help
A New ( Powerful ) EC Way To

Work Together Locally and Globally,

And, Administer Our Earth Condition,

To Solve Common Problems

People and Projects

Within ( Y/our ) Community

And Between People

And Community Centers

Around the World

" Imagine "

A New Way to Create A More Peaceful,

Healthy... Local and Global Community

For All of Us

Earth Citizens - Ubiquitously

Ck it out...

9:07 AM  
Anonymous said...

You are an are not Al Gore...because of MORONS like you GASOLINE COST $3 A GALLON! Go KISS Dubyas big HAIRY ASS!

7:44 PM  
Anonymous said...

You are an are not Al Gore...because of MORONS like you GASOLINE COST $3 A GALLON! Go KISS Dubyas big HAIRY ASS!

7:44 PM  

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