Monday, August 15, 2005

Al Gore: Sushi

Why, oh, why did I not invent sushi. I tell you it is good ol boy food. We have rice and rice in tennessee. When I was doin' all my inventing, at Al Gore Laboratories, why didn't I invent sushi? Damn those Japanese cooks. I could have invented sushi. Why just last night I invented the Tennessee Roll -- rice, fish, avocado. I took a picture too, to prove it.

Damn! My thumb was on the lens. Shut up Tipper. She's babbling on that inventing and venting are only two letters apart. Why did they let women into college. Where's the "backspace" key? The one with the arrow says "Enter". I'll try that.


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