Al Gore: Newest Cabinet Members

Tipper and I are proud to announce the latest members to our US Governement in Exile. I've appointed Susan Sarandon as my Vice President, Sean Penn as Speaker of the House, Bono as Head of the World Trade Organization, and Sandy Dorris O'Connor as Chief Justice. In the coming days I will be appointing more outstanding progressive leaders to form my government. If you know anyone you think would make a good candidate, email me.

Next week I'm fly down the Florida, for my 8th time, continuing my quest to interview each voter to get an accurate vote of the 2000 election. America deserves no less. Besides, there are some really good gentlemen's clubs down there. Alec, you in?