Bono: Visit to the Whitehouse

So last week I had lunch with President Bush at the White House. It was a real honor and privilege. His knowledge of Irish history was impressive. Before lunch he reenacted the Battle of Clontarf, one the greatest battle of early Irish history, with some chess pieces and some Lucky Charms. Oddly enough, his chef made haggis. I'm Irish hello? Not some girlie-kilt-wearing Scot.

Anywho, he agreed with me on some important issues regarding Africa, and also that Duran Duran pretty much sucked. I gotta love him for that alone.