Al Gore: I see dead people

Wow. Tonight Tipper and I and the geeks from CurrentTV caught the RollingStones and Metallica Concert. We felt right at home because the audience was an older crowd. The concert was even sponsored by AmeriQuest (a mortgage company), Mercedes-Benz (a car company), and Charles Schwab (a blogger). Tipper was going nuts. She kept trying to take her top off at Metallica and held up a sign that read "RIAA RULZ!!". It must have been the pot-in-the-air, because, believe-it-or-not, I felt rather loopy myself. I unbuttoned my top shirt button! Letting loose, baby! Livin' large! Speaking of pot, it's nice to see Jackie-the-Jokeman get work as the Stones's drummer. Ba-ba-booey, baby. Oh, I am so wasted...Wheeeeeeeeeee! Fetch me some alka seltzer, woman!

Eggs light, eggs all right, take me hand, we're off to never never ranch. Eggs light, eggs all right, take me hand, we're off to never never ranch.

What the hell is that about!?! Where's my alka seltzer, woman!