Al Gore: Joketime

Q. How many Bush Admin. officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?


A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

Bwah, har, har! Love it. Wonder if Chelsea's heard that one, that one above, about screwing, in a, uh, a, um, bulb.

Q: How many heterosexual CurrentTV employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?


A: Both of them.

Bwah! I stacked that place so tight, I'm like the only available guy there for those 20ish hippy chicks.
I'LL BE TEHRE IN A MINUTE TIPPER.^H^HDELETE^H^HCANCEL^H^H:q!quit!^H^^D]