Al Gore: Memoir Update

My memoir has been going well lately. I wrote three more pages this morning, right after I walked Chad. The three pages cover the formation of my government's cabinet that lasted for four days. I assigned Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State. She had always refused the position, but to this day I still send official exile-government business to "Mrs. Bill Clinton, secretary". My memoir is looking like a real book. Tipper's trying to write a children's book. That's not a real book. Any book is a children's book if the kid can read. Stupid. What kind of name is Tipper, anyway?