Sunday, November 06, 2005

Al Gore: Secret Service Guys

So the chumps they gave me for secret service protection -- Larry and Curly -- are the rejects from protecting C. Everett Coop. Dubya must really hate me. Anyhow, these chumps keep eating all my good food. Larry picks out the raisins from my Raisin Bran, and Curly hogs the ice cream. I keep warning them. If I say the word, it's only down hill for them -- probably Mall Cop duty (see picture of your future life, guys). My only concern is that I'll get some dopes who are even worse.

Speaking of malls. Wonder if Chelsea would like to come by for a visit. Maybe I can schedule to go to London for some global warming thing and see her there. Can Bill's face get any redder? Har, Har!


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