Tipper Gore: Alternate Names for "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!"

• "Not butter? Then what the hell did I just eat?" Spread.
• "I still say it's butter" Spread.
• "Al Gore Believes it's Butter" Spread^{TM-ALGORELABS}.
• "After all the damage you've done to this family with your habitual lying and deceit, you have the nerve to sit there with a straight face and tell me that this isn't butter?" Spread.
• "In the absence of actual butter, sure, I'll play along" Spread
• "Why the hell are McSweeney's lawyer and Ken Starr calling" Spread
• "Am I wrong about God too?" Spread.