Al Gore: CurrentTV Board Meeting

The other day we had a board meeting at CurrentTV. Thanks to my handicapped/disabled tag (a color xerox of a friend's tag), my limos park in a loading zone, right in front. With BarCode Magic I might try to print out barcode stickers and put them on an iPod box, getting it for $4.99! Sweet! Tipper doesn't think it's too smart, but heck, can she type a 101 words a minute, in binary? I think not. My adviser, Tony (the Tiger) thinks it's great. At the board meeting, bubbleboy (that guy in the weird 2nd floor glass office) started raising a big brew-ha-ha because I'm growing some medicinal plants in his office. Then some lawyer talked about some rigmarole of paperwork. We then discussed our partnership with Google (a search engine company). I never realized that PageRank was named after Brian Page. What an ego. (Note to self: GoreRank?).

Finally, before I skedaddle, I'd like to give a notorious b.i.g. shoot out to the Doctor, the Reverend, the Senior, my Main Man -- Jesse Louis Jackson! Thank you for joining the Gore Group. Welcome aboard, brother. Salam Alaikum!