Bono: iPod nAno

Got me a new iPod nAno this week. I can't figure this bloody thing out. You dial it in a circle to go up and down in the song list? Did the British design this thing? Am I in a freaking round-about? It's made for young punks I tell you, like those punks that put salt on my lawn last week. Damn kids. Wish they'd learn some respect. I think I'm going back to me Walkman. Wonder if I can get me own satellite channel, like M&M. Radio Bono, all U2, all day. Wouldn't that be grand.