Susan Sarandon: Psychic Predictions

Well, my fellow thetans, a spacecraft from billions of miles away arrived on Earth yesterday, just as I predicted 7 years ago. The fact that it was created by NASA doesn't change the 100% rock solid accuracy of my predictions. The spacecraft came with a tennis racquet like object, but to date NASA has refused my requests to know the score, if some alien life played tennis with NASA. Maybe Ivan Lendl could play with our Martian friends; he's always looked, how do the Japanese say, foreign.

They always told us kids that when we grow up we'll see outer space. The aholes didn't tell us that we'd be seeing outer space from the ground because they've burned away the ozone layer with their industrial-military complex. Boycott Walmart!