Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Tipper Gore: CurrentTV Memo


MEMO
To: CurrentTV Staff (all@current.tv)
From: Tipper Gore (tgore@current.tv)
Subject: Appearances

It has come to my attention that some of you are living in the 60's or the 90's. I don't know who does your hair, but pony tails are for young girls, not male nerds. Perhaps your regular stylist was at the Elton John Wedding, but whatever your excuse -- fix it. And ladies do not wear jeans, everyday. No wonder all the men are gay. Maybe if you put on a dress they might show an interest in you. In summary, fix up your appearance, or find your sorry ass out on the streets, moving back in with your parents in LA.


Tip