Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Al Gore: My new book

Hello Loyal Readers!

Next month I'll be publishing my second book about global warming and I'm very excited! My literary agent signed Rodale Books to publish it. I hadn't heard of them and so I did a little detective work (I love my internet!) to see what other books Rodale Books publishes.

An Amazon query of "rodale's books" best selling books turned up, in order, I kid you not...

    Top Selling Rodale Books

  • 1) The Biggest Loser: The Weight Loss Program to Transform Your Body, Health, and Life--Adapted from NBC's Hit Show!
  • 2) Marley & Me : Life and Love with the World's Worst Dog
  • 3) The Art of Public Speaking
  • 4) The Abs Diet: The Six-Week Plan to Flatten Your Stomach and Keep You Lean for Life
  • 5) Body for Life for Women: A Woman's Plan for Physical and Mental Transformation
  • 6) The Ultimate Guide to Fellatio: How to Go Down on a Man and Give Him Mind-Blowing Pleasure (Ultimate Everything!!!)

I couldn't be prouder.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Al Gore: Strip Mall

Yes, I could get my Sleepytime Herbal Green Tea Infuser at Amazon, but until that Sharper Image dweeb or I invent a Star Trek transporter, there's only so much you can get over the net, legally. Recently I discovered the concept of a strip mall. Now before you get all bent out of shape, it isn't what I first thought. Damn. So this strip mall around the corner has a nail salon that I go to for my pedicures (Tuesday's special $5 off!). Today I just noticed that they also wax and shave! Who needs Tipper to shave my back hair! :) I'm freeee! Wheee! No more breakfast in bed for her! Get your own grape nuts, woman! Bwahaha!